Michael's Opening Statement

[Michael Emerson]

Hey guys! I'll try to make this dhort and sweet cause like Chiaki said who cares about the opening statements of this game? Answer: No one.

First off, I want to say that I was planning to float my way through this game, like most BB players. BUT WAIT. I realized I was bored with this game lol. So I decided that I'd try to compwhore my way to the top, thinking it'd add some excitement. And I did. On that,

Reason #1 I should beat Chiaki: I ensured I was safe almost every single round.

First round, I got the Immunity Key, and at the F5, I had the DPOV. So there were only TWO rounds in this game where I was vulnerable and I was able to cut a deal with Glori-Anne Week 2, and I tried not getting in the Glori vs Seb fight too much which saved me once Week 4 came (Grey's week)

Reason #2 I should beat Chiaki: I was badass

3 HoHs, 3 PoVs, 1 DPoV, 1 Immunity Key... Need I say more?

Reason #3 I should beat Chiaki: I can make dramatic faces in 1/2 a second



Reason #4 I should beat Chiaki: I also was a 1-person army

I did anything I could to ensure I was safe. Target the girls at 6. Make deals with Grey/Glori-Anne. I had alliances with Naya and Sebastian which were crucial.

But mostly, having a solid alliance with Chiaki. Because I didn't only bring myself here, I brought HER too.

Reason #5 I should beat Chiaki: I was never nominated

#ownage

Reason #6 I should beat Chiaki: I have more reasons than her

5>4 #lolpwnt


SO ASK AWAY GUYS. If there's any hard feelings or whatever (which would shock me) I'll address those.

[Michael Emerson]

such a dhort and sweet opening speech i can't take it